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Summary
Your name is TAAKO TAACO and you are sitting across from ANGUS MCDONALD. You have some SRS BZNSS to talk to him about. You take a deep breath. "Angus...I'm having a baby."Angus looks at you, confused and scared. "Huh...?""AND THE BABY IS YOU!!!" You SLAP DOWN THOSE ADOPTION PAPERS ON THE FUCKING TABLE. The paper has his name, your name, and is super goddamn official. It says MOTHERFUCKING ADOPTED in big, bold letters. Angus is so excited he cries.(Just kidding. But this story does have to do with Taako and Angus and some paternal, platonic feelings. Nothing more, nothing less...well maybe some Quality Goofs, but that's it.)
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