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Summary
"And that," Draco announced grandly, "was when I had my gayphany."
"Your -- what?" Blaise blinked at him through Firewhiskey-sodden bangs. Draco made a mental note to complain to the manufacturers about faulty, dangerously popping corks. Not that Blaise didn't look charming with his shirt soaked and entirely see-through, but... But Draco was trying to make a point, here. And in order to make a point, he had to concentrate.
"Fanny," said Theodore, nodding drunkenly. "Gay fanny."
"That doesn't make any sense," said Greg. "Can fannies be gay?"
"Idiot." Draco scowled. "Obviously, I mean gayphany. Gay epiphany. Draco Malfoy's Great Gay Epiphany."
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