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Summary
Short on cash at Christmas, Danny posts an online ad offering to be someone's fake date to bring to Christmas dinner, if for whatever reason they want to annoy, disappoint, and horrify their parents. Bitter at having to spend another Christmas with Frances and Charles, Alex answers the ad, and all hell breaks loose.(Absolutely inspired by the Thanksgiving Craigslist ad.)
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