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Homestuck

Favorite Flavor Blonde

by kayliemalinza

Teen F/M

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Summary

Teaser: “uh listen anytime you wanna stop licking me, that’d be great,” you say. The slobber is starting to pool in the crannies of your malnourished-yet-smoking body and your hair is beyond hope now. What was once a cornsilk mop of the highest quality is now a clotted mess which even the dirtiest of tow-headed white trash—your honorable ancestors—would have wrinkled their soot-smudged noses at.

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