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Summary
Merlin’s new coffee machine exceeds expectations.
Written for this FML prompt on merlin_writers:
Today, I had a coffee date. The guy was waiting with coffee to meet me on the patio. I walked up to him, caught my favourite pendant necklace on the table, broke the necklace trying to get it free, and rattled the table so intensely that the guy's coffee spilled all over him. FML
Rated Teen-and-Up as a precaution, for strong language and outrageous flirting.
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