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Summary
...with a merman in your bathtub, ear-ly in the afternoon? E. Aster Bunnymund votes for 'snog him all over.' Well, after the requisite mental health freakout.
[cracky AU, JackRabbit with Christmas Cookie and Quicksand cameos]
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