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Summary
Bilbo - slightly intoxicated - found himself standing on a table with Kili in the middle of someone’s living-room, a group of drunk and eager teens watching them.
Why?
Because they were about to dance to Electric Six's song Gay Bar.
He couldn't help but think that he so wasn't drunk enough for this shit!
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