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Summary
Listeners, today is a special day. I'm currently broadcasting live from Night Vale Stadium, which is being used for the first time since our annual Parade of the Hooded Figures. If you are not already at Night Vale Stadium to celebrate this landmark event, please, stay where you are. The sheriff’s secret police will find you.
Carlos has no idea what's he's doing, but now he's doing it in a lab coat.
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