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The Habits of Dwarves
by Daughter of Durin (AWritersLife)
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Summary
The Habits of DwarvesorDon’t Bother KnockingorFive Times the Dwarves Don’t Knock on Bilbo’s Door, and the One Time They Were Already There
CONTAINS BOTFA SPOILERS
Written for the kinkmeme prompt:The Company takes Bilbo's statement about not bothering to knock a bit too seriously. They begin to show up at all hours of the day. Bilbo might be in bed at two in the morning and hear noise from the kitchen. Maybe he'll be in the shower in the early morning and suddenly the bathroom door opens. Etc.
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