Four Vacation Songfics

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Four short stories written while on vacation to the Wisconsin northwoods based on songs of varying background, such as European power metal, melodic death metal, a German one-hit wonder, and American indie folk rock in which Sollux has drowned in an act of kindness toward his matesprite and Aradia (aforementioned matesprit) is mournful, Dave faces internal conflicts regarding killing himself from an alternate future in order to ascend to the God Tiers, Dave faces continued conflict on the nature and ethics of space travel, and Orphaner Dualscar becomes exceptionally poetic when drunk and distraught in a public location.