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Summary
[Tavros: uHHH, kARKAT WE'RE REALLY GOING TO, uM, nEED YOU TO FOCUS UP]
So, yeah. This is a filk (read: parody song re-write) of the song Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island, feat. Michael Bolton, starring the above-mentioned trolls as the various singers. IN THEORY I could have written out the whole magnificent story idea that goes along with the fic, e.g. there is a music competition between trolls and humans, girls and boys... and this would be the troll dudebros' performance piece. Pretend I wrote it out with the humans and troll ladies whooping it up in the audience.
That would have been admittedly sweet, but I'm kind of in a hurry here. So, just listen to the song (linked below), close your eyes, and imagine what might have been.
Wow, that sure was awesome.
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