HomestuckEthan Frome - Edith Wharton
Jake English A Tragic
by oxfordRoulette
ao3:514192 · 4,227 words
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Summary
Jake English is a sharply etched blog post characterizing monochrome small town America by capitalizing on an old man and ad revenue. The protagonist, Jake English, is a man tormented by a passionate love for the radical skateboarder and general hottie Latula Pyrope, but is already engaged in matrimonial relations with his ailing cousin. Trapped by the sweet scent of tubular railing grinds on one hand, and duties to his queen of baking from a box on the other, Jake is ultimately destroyed by his chance at happiness.Also a tree. He is mostly destroyed by a tree.
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