Awkward Dates and Apple Cakes

Your name is Dave Strider, and John Egbert is almost too fucking adorable for words. His dorky-ass glasses magnify his already-large blue eyes, and his enormous buck teeth give him an innocent, childlike look. His black hair is always in bedhead form, but it suits him. He's small, and slim, and snorts when he laughs, and he's adorable. More often than not, you find yourself wanting to kiss the shit out of him.Not to mention that he's bringing you baked goods, for free. Shit doesn't get much cuter than that. ...Or maybe that's just your stomach talking; the details don't really matter to you all that much.[SLOW UPDATES]