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Summary
When he'll be old and dry, John Egbert will be able to publish a book called "How to Be a Master Stalker When You Don't Even Know How the Person You're Stalking Looks Like and Other Stories". If he'll be unfortunate enough to live that much too, Karkat Vantas will publish a sequel, named "How to Regret What You've Said When You Were 16 in 5 Easy Steps".
Long story short, John moves to college and wanders the streets of the new city in the hopes of life using cinematic effects when he'll be in the proximity of his best friend. Needless to say, he'll encounter some problems with that theory.
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