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its something of a peril

by suitablyskippy

ao3:629752 · 3,542 words

Teen Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings F/F

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Summary

You need a new whisk, you need a lot of life insurance, you need a vacation, you need a home in the country. What you have is a coat, a hat, and a spork. You put them on and go out of the room.

- Philip Marlowe (or close enough)

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