Kid Icarus (Video Games)Super Smash BrothersThe Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms+11
Lady Palutenas Farting
by YoshizillaRhedosaurus
ao3:3554012 · 15,159 words
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings F/FF/MGenM/MMultiOther
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Summary
Being a goddess gives you many things that have an advantage over mortals. Unfortunately, preventing flatulence is not one of them. So rev up those fryers, cause the gassy green goddess is in town! It's Lady Palutena farting all over, much to Pit's angelic dismay! Also, in an alternate dimension, Lady Palutena farts up a storm at the Smash Mansion, and she wants to show off her godly flatulence by getting everyone with her funky, gassy booty. And, just like in the first dimension mentioned prior, poor Pit has to try his best to stop her, but he won't, because Lady Palutena farting is something that you just can't stop. And when the Smashers see Lady Palutena fart, they can't help but feel parted. Why? Cause Lady Palutena farted. Lady Palutena farts, Lady Palutena fart fetish, Lady Palutena fart... gotta get those hits on Google somehow.
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